My Nudist Club

Never would I have imagined that after retirement

 I would be a member of a nudist club

Spending time with people

Who I have never seen clothed is odd

Let’s be clear here

 Lest my wife ground me

It is a men’s only club

Many are quite modest

 While others are completely comfortable

Lounging

 Loitering

 Parading

I have become skilled in averting my eyes

I’m one of the modest guys

I have found immodesty crosses

All ages

Cultures

Physiques  

There is no way to predict how a person will act                                                                                           

 While in the buff

Some with such dignified faces

 Are the most outlandish nudists

It is the price one pays

Sharing a locker room with others

©2017 Thomas Bergum