No Fry List
A few days ago
I went to the grocery store
Just to pick up items for a quick supper
As I was wheeling my menu to check out
A person who identified themselves as a dietitian
Gave me unsolicited feedback
Don’t eat the food you have in your cart
Leaving the store two FBI (Federal Bureau of Ingestion)
agents
Questioned me
What was I going to do with the food in my cart
Meanwhile my ice cream melted
The T.V. dinner thawed
And gulls flew away with my Pop Tarts
The next day ATF (Appropriate Timely Food) Agents came with
a search warrant
They left with six large garbage bags
My pantry and fridge were empty
Yesterday I received a notice
I am now on the No Fry List
© Thomas Bergum 2017
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